>
> >> > A young girl on a years training course in North Dakota recently
> >>received
> >> > a "Dear John" letter from her boyfriend back home. It read as
> >>follows:
> >> >
> >> > Dear Mary,
> >> > I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us
is
> >>just
> >> > too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since
> >>you've
> >> > been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please
> >>return
> >> > the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, John
> >> >
> >> > Mary, with hurt feelings, asked her colleagues for any snapshots
they
> >> > could spare of their boyfriends, brothers, ex-boyfriends, uncles,
> >>cousins
> >> > etc. In addition to the picture of John, Mary included all the other
> >> > pictures of the pretty lads she had collected from her buddies. There
> >>were
> >> > 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note
> >> >
> >> > Dear John, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f**k you
> >>are.
> >> > Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to
me.
> >>
> >>
> >> Take Care, Mary
> >>
> >> > A young girl on a years training course in North Dakota recently
> >>received
> >> > a "Dear John" letter from her boyfriend back home. It read as
> >>follows:
> >> >
> >> > Dear Mary,
> >> > I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us
is
> >>just
> >> > too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since
> >>you've
> >> > been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please
> >>return
> >> > the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, John
> >> >
> >> > Mary, with hurt feelings, asked her colleagues for any snapshots
they
> >> > could spare of their boyfriends, brothers, ex-boyfriends, uncles,
> >>cousins
> >> > etc. In addition to the picture of John, Mary included all the other
> >> > pictures of the pretty lads she had collected from her buddies. There
> >>were
> >> > 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note
> >> >
> >> > Dear John, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f**k you
> >>are.
> >> > Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to
me.
> >>
> >>
> >> Take Care, Mary
> >>