>
>Jesus was wandering around Jerusalem
>when He decided that He really needed a new robe.
>
>After looking around for a while,
>He saw a sign for Finkelstein, the Tailor.
>So, He went in and made the necessary arrangements
>to have Finkelstein prepare a new robe for Him.
>
>A few days later,
>when the robe was finished,
>Jesus tried it on
>and it was a perfect fit !
>
>He asked how much He owed.
>Finkelstein brushed him off:
>"No, no, no, for the Son of God ?
>There's no charge !
>However, may I ask for a small favor ?
>Whenever you give a sermon,
>perhaps you could just mention
>that your nice new robe
>was made by Finkelstein, the Tailor ? "
>
>Jesus readily agreed and as promised,
>extolled the virtues of His Finkelstein robe
>whenever He spoke to the masses.
>
>A few months later,
>while Jesus was again walking through Jerusalem,
>He happened to walk past Finkelstein's shop
>and noted a huge line of people
>waiting for Finkelstein's robes.
>
>He pushed his way through the crowd
>to speak to him
>and as soon as Finkelstein spotted Him
>he said: "Jesus, Jesus, look what you've done for my business!
>Would you consider a partnership? "
>
>"Certainly," replied Jesus. "Jesus & Finkelstein it is."
>
> "Oh, no, no," said Finkelstein.
> "Finkelstein & Jesus.
> After all, I am the craftsman."
>
>The two of them debated this for some time.
>
>Their discussion was long and spirited, but ultimately fruitful
>and they finally came up with a mutually acceptable compromise.
>
>A few days later, the new sign went up over Finkelstein's shop.
>
>Can you guess what it read ??
>
>Are you sure you want to know ?
>
>Here it comes...
>Don't say you weren't warned......
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>Lord & Taylor .
>
>Now stop moaning and pass it on.
>Remember, you WERE warned!
>Jesus was wandering around Jerusalem
>when He decided that He really needed a new robe.
>
>After looking around for a while,
>He saw a sign for Finkelstein, the Tailor.
>So, He went in and made the necessary arrangements
>to have Finkelstein prepare a new robe for Him.
>
>A few days later,
>when the robe was finished,
>Jesus tried it on
>and it was a perfect fit !
>
>He asked how much He owed.
>Finkelstein brushed him off:
>"No, no, no, for the Son of God ?
>There's no charge !
>However, may I ask for a small favor ?
>Whenever you give a sermon,
>perhaps you could just mention
>that your nice new robe
>was made by Finkelstein, the Tailor ? "
>
>Jesus readily agreed and as promised,
>extolled the virtues of His Finkelstein robe
>whenever He spoke to the masses.
>
>A few months later,
>while Jesus was again walking through Jerusalem,
>He happened to walk past Finkelstein's shop
>and noted a huge line of people
>waiting for Finkelstein's robes.
>
>He pushed his way through the crowd
>to speak to him
>and as soon as Finkelstein spotted Him
>he said: "Jesus, Jesus, look what you've done for my business!
>Would you consider a partnership? "
>
>"Certainly," replied Jesus. "Jesus & Finkelstein it is."
>
> "Oh, no, no," said Finkelstein.
> "Finkelstein & Jesus.
> After all, I am the craftsman."
>
>The two of them debated this for some time.
>
>Their discussion was long and spirited, but ultimately fruitful
>and they finally came up with a mutually acceptable compromise.
>
>A few days later, the new sign went up over Finkelstein's shop.
>
>Can you guess what it read ??
>
>Are you sure you want to know ?
>
>Here it comes...
>Don't say you weren't warned......
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>Lord & Taylor .
>
>Now stop moaning and pass it on.
>Remember, you WERE warned!