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drtampa

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2005 Winner: Vile Puns
Falcon was her name and she was quite the bird of prey, sashaying past her adolescent admirers from one anchor store to another, past the kiosks where earrings longed to lie upon her lobes and sunglasses hoped to nestle on her nose, seemingly the beginning of a beautiful friendship with whomsoever caught the eye of the mall tease, Falcon.
 
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aegap

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Mar 19, 2005
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winniers from Previous years:

"As a scientist, Throckmorton knew that if he were
ever to break wind in the echo chamber he would never hear
the end of it."
 
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samanasuenos

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Oct 5, 2005
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Me like it!

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On reflection, Angela perceived that her relationship with Tom had always been rocky, not quite a roller-coaster ride but more like when the toilet-paper roll gets a little squashed so it hangs crooked and every time you pull some off you can hear the rest going bumpity-bumpity in its holder until you go nuts and push it back into shape, a degree of annoyance that Angela had now almost attained.
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Now THAT is some serious writing.
 
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drbill

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Neoexistentialist Phenomenology- very old hat here on the North Coast, still amusing to the uninitiated.

"Nietzche is peachy but Sartre is smarter," we say here in Pto Pta!
 
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