>>
>>A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch
>>with two drops of water.
>>The bartender gives her the drink, and she says, "I'm on this
>>cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today."
>>The bartender says, "Well, since it's your birthday, this one
>>is on me."
>>As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says,
>>"I would like to buy you a drink, too."
>>The woman says, "Thank you, how sweet of you.
>>OK then, Bartender, I want a Scotch
>>with two drops of water."
>>"Coming up," says the bartender.
>>As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says,
>>"I would like to buy you a drink too."
>>The woman says, "Thank you very much my dear.
>>Bartender, I'll have another Scotch.
>>with two drops of water.
>>"Coming right up," the bartender says.
>>As he gives her the drink this time, he says,
>>"Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity.
>>Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?"
>>The old woman giggles and replies,
>>"Sonny, when you're my age,
>>you've learned how to hold your liquor.
>>Water, however, is a whole other issue!"
>>
>>A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch
>>with two drops of water.
>>The bartender gives her the drink, and she says, "I'm on this
>>cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today."
>>The bartender says, "Well, since it's your birthday, this one
>>is on me."
>>As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says,
>>"I would like to buy you a drink, too."
>>The woman says, "Thank you, how sweet of you.
>>OK then, Bartender, I want a Scotch
>>with two drops of water."
>>"Coming up," says the bartender.
>>As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says,
>>"I would like to buy you a drink too."
>>The woman says, "Thank you very much my dear.
>>Bartender, I'll have another Scotch.
>>with two drops of water.
>>"Coming right up," the bartender says.
>>As he gives her the drink this time, he says,
>>"Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity.
>>Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?"
>>The old woman giggles and replies,
>>"Sonny, when you're my age,
>>you've learned how to hold your liquor.
>>Water, however, is a whole other issue!"
>>