A comparison of the film Titanic and the autobiography My Life by Bill Clinton
Titanic:.... Over 3 hours to view
Clinton:..... Over 3 hours to read
Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton:..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton:... Bill is a bullsh!t artist.
Titanic:... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton:.... Ditto for Bill.
Titanic:..... During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton:... Ditto for Monica.
Titanic:... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton:..... Let's not go there.
Titanic:.... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton:.. Monica's forced to return her gifts.
Titanic:.... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton:..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton:... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic:... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton:.... Bill goes home to Hillary...basically the same thing.
Titanic:.... Over 3 hours to view
Clinton:..... Over 3 hours to read
Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton:..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton:... Bill is a bullsh!t artist.
Titanic:... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton:.... Ditto for Bill.
Titanic:..... During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton:... Ditto for Monica.
Titanic:... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton:..... Let's not go there.
Titanic:.... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton:.. Monica's forced to return her gifts.
Titanic:.... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton:..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton:... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic:... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton:.... Bill goes home to Hillary...basically the same thing.