DEAR DIARY. DAY ONE
I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've
packed all my pretty dresses and makeup. I'm really excited.
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DEAR DIARY. DAY TWO
We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some
whales and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started to be.
I met the Captain today and he seems like a very nice man.
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DEAR DIARY. DAY THREE
I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffle
boarding and hit some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to
join him at his table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful
time. He is a very attractive and attentive gentleman.
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DEAR DIARY. DAY FOUR
Went to the ship's casino ... did OK ... won about $80. The
Captain invited me to have dinner with him in his state room. We had a
luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the
night but I declined. I told him there was no way I could be
unfaithful to my husband.
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DEAR DIARY. DAY FIVE
Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I
decided to go to the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside. The
Captain saw me and bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming
gentleman. He again asked me to visit him for the night and again I declined.
He told me that if I didn't come to his cabin for the night, he would
sink the ship. I was appalled.
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DEAR DIARY. DAY SIX
I saved 1600 lives today... Twice
I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've
packed all my pretty dresses and makeup. I'm really excited.
_______________________________________________
DEAR DIARY. DAY TWO
We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some
whales and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started to be.
I met the Captain today and he seems like a very nice man.
_______________________________________________
DEAR DIARY. DAY THREE
I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffle
boarding and hit some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to
join him at his table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful
time. He is a very attractive and attentive gentleman.
_______________________________________________
DEAR DIARY. DAY FOUR
Went to the ship's casino ... did OK ... won about $80. The
Captain invited me to have dinner with him in his state room. We had a
luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the
night but I declined. I told him there was no way I could be
unfaithful to my husband.
_______________________________________________
DEAR DIARY. DAY FIVE
Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I
decided to go to the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside. The
Captain saw me and bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming
gentleman. He again asked me to visit him for the night and again I declined.
He told me that if I didn't come to his cabin for the night, he would
sink the ship. I was appalled.
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DEAR DIARY. DAY SIX
I saved 1600 lives today... Twice