The Three officially recognized kinds of sex are ... HOUSE SEX: When you're newly married and have sex all over the house, in every room of the house. BEDROOM SEX: After you've been married for a while and you just have sex in the bedroom. HALLWAY SEX: After you've been married for many, many years and you just pass by each other in the hallway and say "**** You! ! !"
...sad but true, so they say!