The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry
me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after, and
rode
motorcycles, and went fishing, and hunting, and played golf a lot, and
drank
beer and scotch, and left the toilet seat up, and farted whenever he
wanted.
THE
END
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry
me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after, and
rode
motorcycles, and went fishing, and hunting, and played golf a lot, and
drank
beer and scotch, and left the toilet seat up, and farted whenever he
wanted.
THE
END