Recent content by Gringo

Three business men were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing how stupid their wives were. The first says, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a fridge big enough to keep it in...

Kung Chow called his boss and said: "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, leg hurt, I not come work." The boss says: "Kung Chow I really need you today. When I feel sick like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and...

Anger Management (I'm not going to correct the mistakes, you get the drift) When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it outon someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.It all started one day when I was sitting...

I just noticed that Neptune the bronze statue that stood on the little Island off the Malecon Puerto Plata is missing. He stood there for years with his erect sword and missing shield protruding. Anyone know what has happened to my old friend?

SWAT bust down wrong door - YouTube

Could be some much needed good news for us here on the North Coast, from Dominican Today. Puerto Plata. - With around announced 32 weekly flights from Canada, the city?s tourism starts to show signs of recovery, while representatives from several sectors pledged to put their house in order, to...

Supra girl (NSFW)

It’s called “The Highway in the Sky,” and here’s how it works: Every time you’re stuck in traffic, you can flip a switch and swoop into the sky! Flying Car Moves Closer to Reality - YouTube

In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com. And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why dost...

Scientists and yeti enthusiasts believe there may finally be solid evidence that the apelike creature roams the vast Siberian tundra, reports the Guardian. A team of a dozen-plus experts from as far afield as Canada and Sweden have proclaimed themselves 95% certain of the mythical animal's...

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that?s more like it!) The...