Recent content by tflea

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    Receptionist at a Hotel

    Looking for a fully bi-lingual (Sp/Eng) experienced or fast learning person of integrity and good client relation skills. Must be legal in the DR. Age, gender, race, nationality not an issue. PM for appointment if you will accept hours and shifts in a 24 hour operation of a client first...
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    Yet Another Golf Tournament

    Yes, another golf tournament. This one is this coming Saturday at the same venue. Playa Dorada. Be there by 0830. cost is $4,500 pesos. It is put on by ASHORESOCA, the hotel and restaurant associaition of the North Coast. They are purely about bringing tourists to the area. It is part of...
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    POP Downtown Festival

    The UMP/TURISOPP Puerto Plata Festival was excellent the last 3 days. The 10 or so communities participating all had a unique presence. That's the idea. So much better than last year. The communities there may be actually be coming into their own. Tons of local organic and local producers...
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    6th Annual North Coast Charity Golf Classic

    Please come join us for this 6th annual event that will continue the tradition of helping those in our communities who need it most. Over the previous 5 years this event has contributed about $1 million pesos to causes, from drug rehabilitation centers, to animal rescue and health, and...
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    Migraciones Cracking Down

    Received a Memo today from Migraciones citing certain laws that came into effect since 2006 through 09 that basically says beginning Oct. 20 this year, they will begin visiting businesses and checking the legality and residence compliance of those businesses who may be hiring foreigners...
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    5th Annual Charity Golf Tournament

    The 5th Annual North Coast Charity Golf Classic is scheduled for Saturday, November 10, 2012. Place: Playa Dorada Golf Club Start: 0830 tee off Sign Up: 0800 Cost: RD$3,500 per player Includes: Green fee, golf cart, buffet lunch, water, beer Max # Players: 56 Format: Texas Scramble (best ball)...
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    L'Oase Bar

    Looking for this bar in Puerto Plata town, anyone ever heard of it? I think it's an ex-pat place. thx.
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    Latest Census...predictable

    They sent my Census form back! AGAIN!!! In response to the question: "Do you have any dependents ?" I replied - "12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million on welfare, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; and 535 IDIOTS in the U.S. House and Senate. Apparently , this was...
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    Pearls of Wisdom for the DR

    1. Money cannot buy happiness but somehow, it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes Benz than it is on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name. 3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive only...
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    Sosua Ahead

    The new Mayor, (alcantera) is doing some new things. You can't miss the roads being fixed, the trash being cleaned, the weeds and trees being chopped, the chicas being picked up, the street boys being fewer, the money changers going amiss, the corner food sellers gone. They're talking about...
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    Country Songs

    And to think....."Git yer tongue outta my mouth, I'm kissin' you good-bye!" did not even make the list... Top Ten Country & Western Songs 10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine. 9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman; But I Woke Up With A Few. 8. If The Phone Don't Ring...
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    3rd Annual N.Coast Charity Clasic Golf - Oct 9th

    The 3rd Annual N. Coast Charity Classic is October 9 this year, first Saturday in the month. Sosua Kids and AAAS (Sosua Friends of the Animals) have again been selected as recipients of funds raised. We invite all skill levels to help us help the charities, as it is all about a fun day, not a...
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    Canada Day Celebration Today

    It's an early celebration this year because of where the real day falls in the week. Anyway, at Miro's on Cabarete beach, almost next to O'Shay's, today from 12 to 7. A family day. Hot dogs, burgers, some drinks, some music, some day.
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    Vacuum Salesman

    An out of work redneck oilfield hand answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. 'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in...
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    You may be Taliban if: 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. 3. You have more wives than teeth. 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."...