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    Help for retarded

    My wife's niece is servery retarded and going on 20yrs old. Grand mother is taking care of her,but she is getting old and unwell. I was asking family ,why not a home for gifted children, reply, she's not gifted, she's retarded, so much for PC crap.Anyway the fear is the sexual abuse women...
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    Blonde Morticion

    A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out he does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however...
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    Boarding schools

    I am in need of an affordable boarding school for my stepson.He is 14 and lived in US for 3 years,unfortunately he became addicted to gaming and school went to Hades. This addiction is right up there with crack, I had to call DCS, police, and went to weekly visits w/psyc. Had to repeat grades...
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    How do send money from dr to us

    SEEMS THAT THIS IS SO RARE THAT NOT MANY PEOPLE HAD AN ANS. Yeah, OK I can use western union, but that is really expensive. I just had 29kdr sent to me, well thats what they gave WU but WU after cost sent 25kdr. I can send money from US to DR for $1us any amount (if it's received in RD$p) $5 if...
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    Plague or epidemic

    My wife's family lives in the North West on the border and everyone of them has come down with fever, body pain,head ache, vomiting, sh--ts. My step son is visiting his grand parents and he has come down with it, they tell me more then half the town has gotten sick. Is this isolated to that...
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    obama care and you

    Check your phone pad. 1-800 F___ You is actually this number for Obama's Health Care Hotline 1-800-382-5968
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    Bagel Shop

    I am looking to start up a bagel shop, I believe I have solved the wheat supply problem, water I'm still working on. Where is the most important ?,ie location, location is everything. North Coast or Punta Cana, give me the benefit of your experience DRoners
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    Trophy wife

    I got mine in the Dom Rep, like the special Olympics all I had to do was show up.:ermm:
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    Two new cures

    My significant other just told me about two miraculous medical cures. 1. FOR RIDDING YOURSELF OF WARTS...Throw rock salt into a fire and run away fast, so you can't hear them pop. Leave someone to listen for the pop of your rocks. If you heard the pops, your warts will stay, but if you didn't...
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    Marines 'sempre felicidades'

    The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff: Spilled milk and pennies saved. But then...
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    Andy Rooney on sex

    ANDY ROONEY ON SEX 1. When I was born, I was given a choice - a big pecker or a good memory.... I don't remember which I chose. 2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. 3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects. 4. Impotence: nature's...
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    Work Performance Reviews

    These individual quotes were reportedly taken from actual employee performance evaluations in a large US Corporation. ******* (1) ?Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom?..and has started to dig.? (2) ?His men would follow him anywhere?but only out of morbid curiosity.? (3)...
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    Permission for childern to leave country

    I have a question for Mr Guzman, but first the back ground. Two years ago I left the DR traveling with my friends wife and two childern. She had permission papers from the fathers of the childern, but the migration officer said they did not have the correct stamps and she had to pay for them to...
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    Step childern permission papers

    I just got to the US with my wife and stepson, new regulations at the airport require a RD$2000. payment for each child to leave the country???? WTF A women on line there had 4 kids and not enough money, I told her to give the kids to the migration and see what they would do. You have to pay the...
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    IRiSH humor

    You?ve got to love the Irish logic. A TV INTERVIEW WHICH WAS NEVER AIRED IN IRELAND .... You know there are so many TV channels, each starved of new programmes. In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow...
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    Can anyone recomend a surveyor in the Santiago or north coast area. I hired one over a year ago, paid some mony when he finished the GPS part of the work and have not heard from him again. Tried to contact him many times with not much luck. Francisco Mera is his name, I need another surveyor so...
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    scheduled list appointments

    Anyone know why the list still has September on it and not November. I don't what to have to travel to Dahabon to the bank to pay for a pin # just to ask that question of the consulate. There was a forum recently dealing with the poor service at the consolate, this is from thier bid contract...
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    I need to send a large envelope to the USA, were in Santiago can this be done, location or phone # would help ever so much.
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    Does anyone know why coal is offloaded from ships in Manzanillo, stored there, then shipped to POP by truck. I thought POP had a shipping pier.
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    Legal forms downloads

    Anyone know if it is possiable to down load the legal forms for maggiage and adoption, in Spainish and English. I would like to cut out the translation process, and use both forms at the of mariage, etc.