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Max was talking to Louie. ?Did you know that I?m one of 18 children?? Louie said, ?No, I didn?t. Why do you think your parents had so many children?? Max replies, ?The problem was that my mum was hard of hearing. When mum and dad went to bed each night, dad would ask, ?Do you want to go to...

I have no quarrel with the bizarre (and sick, in my mind) thread about the raped cow. However, to allow that but to delete so many of my posts that had a tinge of titillation is beyond my comprehension. The latest example was my thread, Hand Job that was about hand shadows. I also received a...

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The only cow in a small town in Poland stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from Moscow for 2,000 rubles, or one from Minsk for 1,000 rubles. Being frugal, they bought the cow from Minsk. The cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all the...

I wonder how the music would sound on Presidente bottles: Badongo free file hosting and image hosting

Martha Stewart Explains Jewish Food Latkes A pancake-like structure not to be confused with anything the House of Pancakes would put out. In a latka, the oil is in the pancake. It is made with potatoes, onions, eggs and matzo meal. Latkas can be eaten with apple sauce but NEVER with maple...

Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom I have someone for you to meet." Well, it was an...

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The Ideal Woman Video

This is pretty neat. DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!It takes less than a minute .Work this out as you read ..Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. 1. First of all, pick the number of times a day that you would...

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? It had no guts... How do witches keep their hair in place while flying? With scare spray... How do monsters tell their future? They read their horrorscope. Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately... Why...

I wonder what he can do with a real soccer ball? http://www.badongo.com/vid/514114

Your laundry soap might just make the difference between hot sex and a cold night in lonely sheets. http://www.ifilm.com/video/2663935 (unfortunately, commercial before actual video)

Whoever saw this in the DR a few days ago, should have told everyone it was going to be bad: http://www.geetrish.com/pictures/finger_cloud.php

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I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Darrel the computer guy, to come over. Darrel clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?" He replied, "It was an ID ten...

Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: 1 bananosecond Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram...

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." -- Winston Churchill "A modest little person, with much to be modest about." -- Winston Churchill "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." -- Clarence Darrow "He has never been...

A priest from Ireland was assigned to a Texas diocese. One morning, Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying...

I hope the witches get their spells confused and give each of you good health instead of snakes in your bed! An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the...