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Hi Everyone, First off I want to thank all of the folks who donate their time keeping this web site interesting and informative. I have been "lurking" here for a good part of the last two and a half years. Last fall we, my wife, daughter and my self, decided to take the plunge and book a trip...

An elderly couple is vacationing in the West. Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into their hotel room and says to his wife, "Notice anything different, Bessie?" Bessie looks him over...

110-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. "I've never felt better," he replies. I've got an eighteen-year-old bride who's pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?" The doctor thinks for a moment and says, "Let me tell you a...

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," the man said. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when at a difficult...

A man goes to confession, sits down and tells the priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned." "What was your sin, my son?" the priest asked. "Obscene language," the man replied. "That's a terrible sin," the priest replied. "Do you swear often?" "No," answered the man, "but do you know...