first they will make you stand in line for half an hour, and when it is finally your turn an pregnant lady will turn up out of nowhere, and you will be told to wait while they wait on her (no probs with that... except at this point her hubbie will turn up who was happily jugging a presidente in front of the bank, and will do all the business)..
then they will probably ask me for 3 referencias, una referencia from my bank in my home-country, a copy of my passport, and if I would be waving a gun around... the licence for the gun...
If these conditions are met they will probably open the safe, count the money 4 times manually, and the first time they will remove the old banknotes... Then they will proceed to put the money into one of those machines that count them efficiently and flawlessly... after which they will distrust this machine and count manually once again...
The next step would be to count the money in front of my face once again, as if I would not have followed the counting already...
By this time my get-away-car and driver would have gotten bored and driven away... and I would have to flag down a moto-concho...:bunny::bunny:
In Europe or the US you can tell your wife, you're running into town and hop into the bank to pay something... if you do so here it is an all-day event...
In case some of you would be so naive and are ready to call the cops... I'm just joking, and venting my frustration why paying a simple bill or doing a simple deposit takes so long here...:squareeye
then they will probably ask me for 3 referencias, una referencia from my bank in my home-country, a copy of my passport, and if I would be waving a gun around... the licence for the gun...
If these conditions are met they will probably open the safe, count the money 4 times manually, and the first time they will remove the old banknotes... Then they will proceed to put the money into one of those machines that count them efficiently and flawlessly... after which they will distrust this machine and count manually once again...
The next step would be to count the money in front of my face once again, as if I would not have followed the counting already...
By this time my get-away-car and driver would have gotten bored and driven away... and I would have to flag down a moto-concho...:bunny::bunny:
In Europe or the US you can tell your wife, you're running into town and hop into the bank to pay something... if you do so here it is an all-day event...
In case some of you would be so naive and are ready to call the cops... I'm just joking, and venting my frustration why paying a simple bill or doing a simple deposit takes so long here...:squareeye