LoL you made me laugh brother nah nothing like that Imbert and Altamira,it is more of a typical town not filled with tourist and things that go with it. What you will get is a typical feel of the real Dominican Republic since your lady is from a small town you will do things typical for that if you like those things ie, cook in the river, visit family, play dominoes, drink relax and enjoy. Now there is a lot of other things to do as you venture out now if your lady wants to party she'll take you out to clubs in PP and Santiago. You will need some wheels to get you home if you thinking about renting let me know in a PM. make sure she takes you to Maimon to eat fish Parada Johon is the best, left hand side of the street closed Mondays. If you are planning on visiting Imbert you proberly will let me know I'll have a couple of friends meet you. In such none off that stuff you were thinking most of the girls you will meet will need intoductions from friends and family to really interact with you.