What men say (and women think they hear)

Alyonka

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1. HE SAYS: Hey, I've lost weight!
SHE THINKS: He wants to have sex.

2. HE SAYS: That dress looks nice on you.
SHE THINKS: He wants to have sex.

3. HE SAYS: Let's cuddle.
SHE THINKS: He wants to have sex.

4. HE SAYS: Baby, would you get me a beer?
SHE THINKS: He wants to have sex after a beer.

5. HE SAYS: What time is the game on?
SHE THINKS: He wants to have sex at halftime.

6. HE SAYS: What's your cousin's name again?
SHE THINKS: He wants to have sex with my cousin.

7. HE SAYS: Wow, President Obama's new policy is something, huh?
SHE THINKS: He wants to have sex with President Obama.

8. HE SAYS: Hey, where's the cat?
SHE THINKS: He wants to have sex with the cat.

9. HE SAYS: Look at that tree!
SHE THINKS: How can you have sex with a tree, you freak?

10. HE SAYS: Let's have sex.
SHE THINKS: Hey, I've lost weight!
 
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Alyonka

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No, I don't think this way, not about Obama, tree, and the cat, at least. This is just too funny. :bunny: