Murder in Santo Domingo

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Eddy

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BE SURE YOU LOCK YOUR DOORS AND WINDOWS!
A New Hampshire man was found dead in his hotel room in Santo Domingo over the weekend. Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub. The tub had been filled with milk, sugar and cornflakes.
A banana was sticking out of his ass. Police suspect a cereal killer.
 
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puryear270

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That has to be one of the worst jokes I've heard in a long time.

I hope you don't mind that I emailed it to several friends.:cheeky:
 
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And also a robbery

Eddy said:
BE SURE YOU LOCK YOUR DOORS AND WINDOWS!
A New Hampshire man was found dead in his hotel room in Santo Domingo over the weekend. Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub. The tub had been filled with milk, sugar and cornflakes.
A banana was sticking out of his ass. Police suspect a cereal killer.
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Police also reported a high-jacking of a tractor-trailer full of Viagra. They are on the lookout for a group of hardened criminals.
 
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Wow...I emailed this joke to a couple of friends who either live or visit the DR often and NO ONE got it! They all wrote me expressing 'shock and horror' that something like is happen. One friend who lives in Santo Domingo wrote me that he "was not surprised" that something like this has happened. I have since sent out an 'explanation' explaining it was a joke! YIKES
 
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