Things that are *downright impossible* to say when drunk

bob saunders

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> THINGS THAT ARE *DIFFICULT* TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
> > 1. Innovative
> > 2. Preliminary
> > 3. Proliferation
> > 4. Cinnamon
> >
> > THINGS THAT ARE *VERY DIFFICULT* TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
> > 1. Specificity
> > 2. Anti-constitutionality
> > 3. Passive-aggressive disorder
> > 4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE *DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE* TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
> > 1. No thanks, I'm married.
> > 2. Nope, no more booze for me!
> > 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
> > 4. No thanks, I'm not hungry.
> > 5. I'm not interested in fighting you.
> > 6. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance. I have no
> > coordinationand I'd hate to look like a fool!
> > 7. I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.
> >