Very easy to understand, !!!
This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy
one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The
wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had no eggs."s
From a Teacher -- short and to the point
In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I've noticed that more and more
people who send text messages and emails have long forgotten the art of
capitalisation. For those of you who fall into this category, please
take note of the following statement.
"Capitalization is the difference between helping your uncle Jack off
a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."
Is everybody clear on that?
This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy
one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The
wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had no eggs."s
From a Teacher -- short and to the point
In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I've noticed that more and more
people who send text messages and emails have long forgotten the art of
capitalisation. For those of you who fall into this category, please
take note of the following statement.
"Capitalization is the difference between helping your uncle Jack off
a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."
Is everybody clear on that?