I like reading some of the reviews by everyday people:
1.) Hellfire and Brimstone January 30, 2009
By David
Format
aperback
That's right kids. Don't be doing the sex thing. But if you are be doing the sex thing, don't be taking no pills or putting no rubber things on your ding dong to prevent god's babies.
After all, we need more crazy people to write more nonsense like this.
2.) By R. Vitatoe "vita2us" - See all my reviews
(REAL NAME) This review is from: Birth Control is Sinful in the Christian Marriages and also Robbing God of Priesthood Children!! (Paperback)
I found that reading this book was quite an epiphany. In fact, reading this book was a lot like dating my last girlfriend - both were overpriced, and all I got out of it was a sore wrist.
3.) By Kyle J. Von Bose "Kyle von Bose" (Anchorage, Alaska) - See all my reviews
(REAL NAME) This review is from: Birth Control is Sinful in the Christian Marriages and also Robbing God of Priesthood Children!! (Paperback)
I accidently picked this book up in my local erotic book store during my monthly visit. As you may have noticed there's a sexy babe on the cover and so I didn't even read the title. I just added it to my stack and moved on.
When I got home I was sad to find that there are no pictures of my brown-skinned cover girl anywhere inside the book! I flipped through a couple pages to find the entire book is written in capital letters, and to build on the irony of my purchase, the book is actually about not doing sex!
4.) By Randall Peek - See all my reviewsThis review is from: Birth Control is Sinful in the Christian Marriages and also Robbing God of Priesthood Children!! (Paperback)
There are times in your life when you encounter the equivalent of a train wreck. You find something that is so excruciatingly awful that it transcends that awfulness and becomes a source of amusement and, dare I say, entertainment. Seeing 'Plan Nine From Outer Space," or its modern counterpart, "Battlefield Earth," has this effect. At first you are shocked at the awfulness of the thing. Then you question it, is this a put-on, some sort of gag? Finally you realize that it really is just as supremely horrible as you had first suspected, but knowing this, you settle in for the long haul, reveling in the sheer masochistic joy that only comes from exposure to the sublimely asinine. Such is the case with this rare tome. Here is a woman who is clearly several bananas short of a fruit cocktail, a woman with a world-view that has only a passing acquaintance with reality, a woman who feels with absolute certainty that she is the designated mouthpiece of an almighty deity. She has taken one small part of her twisted world-view and took the time to write a book on the subject. She sums up the book entirely in its title, and yet feels the necessity to devote hours and perhaps days to pointless reiteration and abstraction of these concepts. Having completed this herculean task, she takes this text file, sans correction, and has the audacity to market it for one hundred thirty five freaking dollars! One can only marvel at the sheer egotism of this woman, to not only be God's appointed mouthpiece, but also to expect to profit so outrageously from God's given word. This is to the printed word what John Daker is to song. It is every bit as much a lunatic rant as the works of the late Francis E. Dec, but not nearly as entertaining, and with a much heftier price tag. It is also, in its way, terribly cliched, since Francis E. Dec and many others have already paved the way with their pioneer works of caps-locked, arbitrarily-punctuated, randomly portmanteaued babblings. This is just a more current example, and not nearly as much fun.
5.) By P. D. Jones "orangelic" (New York, NY United States) - See all my reviews
(REAL NAME) This review is from: Birth Control is Sinful in the Christian Marriages and also Robbing God of Priesthood Children!! (Paperback)
I BOUGHT TEN copies of this BOOK and GAVE THEM to ALL my FRIENDS with FIREPLACES, BECAUSE NOTHING and I MEAN NOTHING BURNS like ALL CAPS in a BOOK WHERE THE DEVIL MAKES YOU DO IT. I WISH I COULD HAVE DOUBLE SIZED CAPS to EMPHAMASIZE THIS POINT! THEY COULD HAVE CHARGED ME DOUBLE and I STILL WOULD HAVE BOUGHT THIS BOOK! TO HELL WITH FREE THINKING! SELAH!
