I have had a lot of luck with every dating site known to man. But i thought this might be a good time to give people here some of my closest, most guarded secrets on how to meet Dominican men or women.
These are only a few helpful tips that have worked really well for me. First, drive over to the nearest car dealership. There, find the biggest luxury SUV you can find and have a car salesman take a picture of you sitting in the drivers seat. Make sure you also get a really good close-up picture of the window "sticker price" of the SUV--put that on your profile. No one knows the difference between a Porsche SUV or a Cadillac SUV here in the DR, so don't worry about the brand. Also include these things in your profile--they have all worked really well for me:
1. A close up picture of you holding a wad of $100 dollar bills ($1 bills will work also, but if all else fails, get a wad of Monopoly money and take a picture of that).
2. A picture of you in your best jumpsuit--preferably something shiny--Gold or Silver lame' works best.
3. A picture of you with a large, shiny handgun. Something big. Remember, bigger is better!
4. A picture of your house or your neighbors house if its bigger. Just walk across the street and take a nice picture of you standing in front of the biggest house you can find. If you don't have one in your neighborhood, just put a picture of the White House on your profile. No one knows the difference.
5. A picture of your best couch/Sofa. If you don't have a nice one. No problem. Just go to the nearest nice furniture store and find the nicest sofa on display--something with shiny plastic on it preferably--and have the salesman take a picture of you spread out on the sofa in your best threads. Remember, try wearing something shiny. The shinier the better.Lame' works wonders.
I have other good, useful tips, but i will give them to you later.
Frank
These are only a few helpful tips that have worked really well for me. First, drive over to the nearest car dealership. There, find the biggest luxury SUV you can find and have a car salesman take a picture of you sitting in the drivers seat. Make sure you also get a really good close-up picture of the window "sticker price" of the SUV--put that on your profile. No one knows the difference between a Porsche SUV or a Cadillac SUV here in the DR, so don't worry about the brand. Also include these things in your profile--they have all worked really well for me:
1. A close up picture of you holding a wad of $100 dollar bills ($1 bills will work also, but if all else fails, get a wad of Monopoly money and take a picture of that).
2. A picture of you in your best jumpsuit--preferably something shiny--Gold or Silver lame' works best.
3. A picture of you with a large, shiny handgun. Something big. Remember, bigger is better!
4. A picture of your house or your neighbors house if its bigger. Just walk across the street and take a nice picture of you standing in front of the biggest house you can find. If you don't have one in your neighborhood, just put a picture of the White House on your profile. No one knows the difference.
5. A picture of your best couch/Sofa. If you don't have a nice one. No problem. Just go to the nearest nice furniture store and find the nicest sofa on display--something with shiny plastic on it preferably--and have the salesman take a picture of you spread out on the sofa in your best threads. Remember, try wearing something shiny. The shinier the better.Lame' works wonders.
I have other good, useful tips, but i will give them to you later.
Frank
