- Thread starter Frank the Tank
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New Dominican Toilet Paper
I thought you were serious about the new TP, the DR is the only place I can recall getting a splinter in my ass from barely processed pulp that passes for crap paper
you do not know sand paper properties of the TP until you tried communist times harsh brown roll. that stuff was basically old shredded rags mixed with torn books and magazines. you could see the print in single letters or short segments and feel different textures of fabrics used in production. it was rough on the ass but it did a job in a single wipe. of course you would not even want another swipe for the fear of hemorrhaging but no skid marks either. good times. i'm all nostalgic now.
standard dominican TP is fine. i hate the fancy shmancy charmin stuff. every time you try to wipe something of a bit more solid consistency with it you end up with a brown smear going all the way to your tail bone and beyond. not cool.
standard dominican TP is fine. i hate the fancy shmancy charmin stuff. every time you try to wipe something of a bit more solid consistency with it you end up with a brown smear going all the way to your tail bone and beyond. not cool.
