Now you know why the Supreme Court has submitted a piece of legislation that would thin out the ranks of those "practicing" law.
And most of you know at least one lawyer joke.
Two lawyers stranded on a desert isle, surviving on coconuts. One spies a woman on a piece of wood approaching the beach.
They go see her, naked, without rings, earrings, not a piece of clothing.
One lawyer says to the other: We haven't seen a woman in months. Maybe we should screw her!
The other answers: "Out of what"?
Go figure.
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