I finally fournd it! PID's Book of Ettiquete

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hillbilly

Guest
THE RULES

1. The Female always makes THE RULES.

2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.

3. No Male can possible know all THE RULES.

4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she
must immediately change some of THE RULES.

5. The Female is never wrong.

6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a
flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did
or said wrong.

7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately
for causing the misunderstanding.

8. The Female can change her mind at any time.

9. The Male must never change his mind without the express
written consent of The Female.

10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any
time.

11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female
wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know
whether she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at
all times.

14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant,
not what she said.

15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he
can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.

16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void
and the Male must cater to her every whim.

17. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily
harm.

18. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must
refer to Rule #5.

Ye have read! Now OBEY!!

HB
 
P

Pib

Guest
Are you right!

Oh boy, I think I will print this and keep it in my purse to hand to any man stupid enough to think otherwise. I always knew you were smart, you wife has you well trained, huh?
 
C

Carol

Guest
HB

Rule 19: The male will be severely punished for making a post like this.

Rule 20: If it is deemed likely that Rule 19 is likely to be enjoyed, then punishment is withheld and loss of priviledges will apply.