Re: Jan, no one can handle you!!!
Jan: No one can handle you, specially without that tight black dress on. If you bought that at K-Mart I am going there!
Here is a list of things you need to take and eat to handle JAN:
1)A triple doses of Viagra
2)Un Sancocho de Pata de Vaca con siete vegetales
3)Una Ensalada de Lambi
4)Cinco tragos de Mamajuana
5)A week a Golds Gymn(Ask AZB for free passes)
6)Rhinoceros horn extract
7)Un viaje de morcilla, orejitas y ri?ones from Villa Mella
8)A week of sexual abstinence
9)A packet of Buspar pills
10)Not for short guys
TW