To: Whatever deity may be listening.
From: A parched gringo
Please send me some rain. I don't often ask you for anything and I hope that fact will find favour with you. I don't want a hurricane or a torrential downpour that washes away the hillside or floods the low lying areas. A gentle soaking will suffice. Ideally, one 24 hour period to get this started, take a break for a day, then 4 or 5 consecutive waterings between 7pm and 7am would be most welcome.
I watch the sky, see the dark clouds, but inevitably they blow over or dissipate before delivering their load. What rain you have sent my way this year is just not enough to sustain all the new plantings I have a mi casa and I just can't keep up with their needs.
If you need me to toss an offering into the sea or better yet, consume an offering on your behalf, just let me know.
Sincerely,