Every time I see "lawyer" mentioned in the same context as real estate (With very few exceptions) I am reminded of the story of the woman who married a lawyer and on the wedding night she told him to be gentle since she was a virgin.
The lawyer was surprised, since she had told him that she had been married several times before. She explained that her ObGyn, engineer, accountant etc husbands had just studied it, calculated it or weighed the assedts and debits of it but never did anything to it.
So she decided to marry a lawyeer because she knew she'd get f*****d!!!!!
HB