A businessman and his secretary, overcome by passion, go to his house for an early-afternoon quickie. ?Don?t worry,? he assures her, ?my wife is out of town on a business trip, so there?s no risk.? As things get hot and heavy, the secretary reaches into her purse and suddenly gasps, ?We have to stop! I forgot to bring birth control!?
?No problem,? he replies, ?I?ll get my wife?s diaphragm.? After a few minutes of searching, he returns to the bedroom in fury.
?That witch!? he exclaims. ?She took it with her! I always knew she didn?t trust me!?
?No problem,? he replies, ?I?ll get my wife?s diaphragm.? After a few minutes of searching, he returns to the bedroom in fury.
?That witch!? he exclaims. ?She took it with her! I always knew she didn?t trust me!?