Adam and God

Adam
God said, 'Adam, I want you to do
Something for
Me.'


Adam
said, 'Gladly,

Lord, what do You
Want me to do?'
God said, 'Go down into that valley.'

Adam said, 'What's
a Valley?'

God explained it to
Him. Then God said,
'Cross the river.'

Adam said, 'What's a
River?'

God explained that
To him, and then said, 'Go over to the hill....'


Adam said, 'What is a Hill?'
So, God explained to
Adam what a hill was.
He told Adam, 'On
The other side of the
Hill you will find a
Cave.'
Adam said, 'What's a
Cave?'

After God explained,
He said, 'In the cave
You will find a woman.'
Adam said, 'What's a
Woman?'

So God explained
That to him, too.
Then, God said, 'I
Want you to reproduce.'


Adam said, 'How do
I do that?'

God first said (under
His breath), Geez.....'

And then,
just like Everything else, God Explained that to Adam, as
well.

So, Adam goes down
Into the valley, Across the river, and Over the hill, into the Cave, and finds the Woman.
Then, in about five Minutes, he was back.

God, His patience
Wearing thin, said
Angrily, 'What is
it Now?'
And Adam said....


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