Afgan News Report from Cnn

CNN reports that now that American B-52s have
reorganized Afghanistan's landscape, US intelligence
has discovered that the remaining Taliban have renamed
some of their towns to confuse us.

These new names include:
1. Wherz-Myroof
2. Mykamel-Izded
3. Oshit-Disisabad
4. Waddi-El-Izgoinon
5. Pleez-Ztopdishit
6. Kizz-Yerazz-Goodbi
7. Ikantstan-Disnomore
8. Wha-Tafuk-Wuzi-Tinkin
9. Myturbin-Izburnin
10. Ima-Dedshmuck