my first trip to DR, destination cabarete. i remember very well that i formed an opinion about this country as soon as my taxi from gregorio luperon airport reached la union: disgusting and filthy. rubbish everywhere, homeless dogs along the road, bloated corpses of said dogs, more trash, extremely loud music in the taxi and everywhere else, more dirt. i thought to myself that i will never be back in this hellhole again. yet here i am.
that trip was a never ending list of huge disappointments. i've never been to a tropical country before and i sort of imagined it differently. the reality turned out to be rather surprising. here we are in a perfect summery weather yet it gets dark at 7pm. unexpected. coconuts are supposed to taste kinda like bounty bars without chocolate, i saw it on TV. nope, fresh coconut meat is slimy and kinda sour. unexpected. there must be flowers everywhere, i saw it on a movie about hawaii. no flowers. pineapple is such a royal fruit, it must grow on trees. nope, grown right from the soil like common cabbage. they never mention that in adventure books, you know. i have not seen it in james bond movies.
yet here i am, in my home away from home.
ah, make the most of what we yet may spend,
before we too into the dust descend;
dust into dust, and under dust to lie
sans wine, sans song, sans singer, and - sans end!