I can,t take "IT" anymore!!!

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Criss Colon

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I really can,t take it anymore! I have tried to be an asset to this message board! Never going where I was not asked.Never being negative.Always finding something nice to say about everyone,even when bad things were directed at me!So now I am "attacked" at every turn! People make fun of my weight,where I come from,my spelling/punctuation,and even the way I dress! You know who you are:"AZB","TW","MoomC","Dominican Popi",even "Isaac Green" has said terrable things about me! So today I must leave DR1,and I swear never will I return here again!!! "Criss Colon"
 
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Musicqueen

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NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Criss...

Please, I'm begging you (I'm sure this is exactly what you're looking for!)...don't go...

You...the man that adviced me to look for Jan on the forums, to get her advice on my moving to DR...and now we're buddies...

You...the man that helped me with my "tag" line...

You can't go...Ignore the fools!!!

You are one of the best people on DR1...don't give them the satisfaction...they attack because they are insecure themselves!

PLEASE, CRISS...I BEG YOU...(don't I sound like a woman about to be abandoned by her lover?)...DON'T GO...DON'T LEAVE US...

WHAT WILL BECOME OF US IF YOU LEAVE?

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE...DON'T GO...(I'm kneeling here!)
 
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Golo100

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Criss

How could you possibly accuse me of attacking you. You are my favorite Downstater! You are the one who brings back memories of Kankakee and Peoria.

You attack me more than I attack you. In fact, my lasts posts are support for you.

How can you leave us now? You can't do this. You will put Issac Green, Mondongo and Onions and Carrots out of business, because I am actually ready to just ignore their envy for me.

Stay put, give us some more heatCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

TW
 
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PJT

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Criss, sit back and have a cold Presidente and plan never to return again until your next post. Regards, PJT
 
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lilsam

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ahahahaha chrissss ya got emmmmmm Good one The Infamous Chriss Colon leaving the message board that would be like the pope leaving the Vatican for good ahahahaha
 
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Pib

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Darn Criss! Don't do that ever again, or else I would have to go and give you a good spanking... Has anyone seen my black latex suit? :D
 
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mariaobetsanov

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this is Maria obetsanov, don,t pay attention to the negative. Pride, reads to hurt feelings. they made fun of my sentence construction and spelling. I type in on the spot. no spell-check. I am graduating from the university of LaVerne this May with ba. in education. lets drive someone batty, write in phonics. this is one of the best way to solved the problems of all those that insult your writtings.
 
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Criss Colon

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"And the Winner is;Janice!!!!!!

Couldn,t fool her(Janice)! I forgive those not born in the USA.We "celebrate","April Fools Day",(Dia de los Inocentes),not on 28 Dec.,but today!!I,m sure I have disappointed a few "Fans" by not (Actually)leaving,but thats life!...........Now "Pib",I have been "Bad" and I need to be "Punished"! Altho I have not been "spanked" for about 45 years I am ready to "Submit" to your correcting corporal hands!I will even buy you a new Spandex(Whatever You Want)!I say that we "All"(Anyone who reads this) try to meet at the Hotel & Casino Naco this Friday night,(Or Saturday Nite) and let the "Spanking Begin"! (Verbal or "Otherwise"!) Criss Colonccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc
 
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Theresa

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I knew Criss wasn't going to leave. He was in too good of a mood when he sent me that booby e-mail this morning. That was pretty "perky" wasn't it Criss? Now for the spanking, what kind of bat do we need to use. You say you're a 2 ton hessy so we'll need a heavy duty plank. "Oye matey, hes going to bend over the sarboard side for a paddeling" All women to the left...or is it right? Only captain Criss would know that answer. Well, I will miss your meeting but you must show your face in the gallery one of these days, maybe a daring sould can snap your shot at the party we are all wanting to see you! LYLAB luv ya like a bro!!
 
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kingofdice

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Criss is cool

Don't go Criss baby. You are the king of AD Lib. Better than Henny Youngman and Uncle Miltie combined. Hang in there. Then the slings and arrows of life rain in, put up your force field.
 
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mondongo

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I cant Take It anymore!!!

If my wife doesn't put out tonite....i'm heading down to the Combat Zone...take a couple $20's with me.....or...better yet...let me take a look at Golo's picture once again...I do recall his juicy lips and tight little arse...
 
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Isaac Green

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Chris Colon leaving?

If this were to be true I would endlessly suffer
from an inability to ever sleep again, worried
out of my mind of the possibility of never having
to view another Chris Colon post.
 
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