My wife told me that she would smash my face into the keyboard if I didn't stop being

misogynist...

And that's when I let her know that I'm the Man of the House, the King of the Castle, the Lord of the Mancjkkf no jskslskf d j.lo alsjdj djdjslai48 err is shwks9ri3jekdo 3irbdjdibsks.

I am happily married to a wonderful Dominican woman for 15 years.
I too have had such thoughts.
Luckily somewhere along the way I realized that one of the keys to a successful marriage was to shut up.
One day I mentioned to my wife how often I shut up.
I had to help her up off the floor when she collapsed in laughter.
Next I had to hear that my how often I shut up was nothing compared to her how often she shut up.
She was pretty convincing, right down to dates, names and places
I know I am the real king of the house.
I just keep quiet about it.
And it continues to be all good.

My wife said I never listened when she spoke, or something like that, I don't know!

My wife said she wanted to have sex in the back seat of the car...and she wanted me to drive !