The Mental Hospital
Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental
Hospital.
One day while they were walking past the
hospital swimming pool, Jim
suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sunk
to the bottom & stayed there.
Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She
swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the medical director became aware of
Mary's heroic act he immediately
ordered her to be discharged from the
hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable.
When he went to tell Mary the news he said,
"Mary, I have good news & bad
news. The good news is you're being
discharged because since you were able
to Jump in and save the life of another
patient, I think you've regained
your senses." "The bad news is, Jim, the
patient you saved,hung himself
with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I
am so sorry, but he's dead."
Mary replied "He didn't hang himself, I put
him there to dry."
Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental
Hospital.
One day while they were walking past the
hospital swimming pool, Jim
suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sunk
to the bottom & stayed there.
Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She
swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the medical director became aware of
Mary's heroic act he immediately
ordered her to be discharged from the
hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable.
When he went to tell Mary the news he said,
"Mary, I have good news & bad
news. The good news is you're being
discharged because since you were able
to Jump in and save the life of another
patient, I think you've regained
your senses." "The bad news is, Jim, the
patient you saved,hung himself
with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I
am so sorry, but he's dead."
Mary replied "He didn't hang himself, I put
him there to dry."