a very attractive redhead with a body one writes home to write home to mother about! Man I am so looking forward to tonight!
Notable Quotes on SEX
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome
things that money can buy." - Steve Martin
"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither." - Drew
Carey
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner,
you'd better have a good hand."
"If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all." - Rodney
Dangerfield
"Sunsets are like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and
when it
is bad, it is better than nothing." - rubin
"Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that
is
not the reason we are doing it." - Richard Feynman
"All pop music is about sex. Rock is about wanting to do it, jazz is
about
doing it, and country and western is about feeling guilty after
you've
done it." - Robert Waldo Brunelle, Jr.
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday
night." - Woody Allen
"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty." - George
Burns
"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting
married." -
Matt Barry
"Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for
the
rest of your life." - Michael Sinz
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." - George
Burns
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight
are
unimportant." - Henry Miller
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual
arousal,
particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 550SL
convertible." - P. J. O'Rourke
Notable Quotes on SEX
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome
things that money can buy." - Steve Martin
"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither." - Drew
Carey
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner,
you'd better have a good hand."
"If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all." - Rodney
Dangerfield
"Sunsets are like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and
when it
is bad, it is better than nothing." - rubin
"Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that
is
not the reason we are doing it." - Richard Feynman
"All pop music is about sex. Rock is about wanting to do it, jazz is
about
doing it, and country and western is about feeling guilty after
you've
done it." - Robert Waldo Brunelle, Jr.
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday
night." - Woody Allen
"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty." - George
Burns
"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting
married." -
Matt Barry
"Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for
the
rest of your life." - Michael Sinz
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." - George
Burns
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight
are
unimportant." - Henry Miller
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual
arousal,
particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 550SL
convertible." - P. J. O'Rourke