The police rush through an apartment door to find a man standing over his apparently dead wife. He has a 5 iron in his hand and is wailing like a child. He throws down the 5 iron and puts his arms around his head. "I can't believe what I've done, I've killed my wife! I'm so sorry!"
"Calm down" the police say. "Tell us what happened...how many time did you hit her?"
"I don't know" the sobbing man says. "I hit her twice on the head,
a couple of times on her back and I think I hit her across her legs...oh, gawd, I don't know...just put me down for a five."
"Calm down" the police say. "Tell us what happened...how many time did you hit her?"
"I don't know" the sobbing man says. "I hit her twice on the head,
a couple of times on her back and I think I hit her across her legs...oh, gawd, I don't know...just put me down for a five."