>A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting
at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but
lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye
comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out,
grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
"Oh, my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you." They enjoy a wonderful dinner
together, and afterwards the theatre, followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh,
she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place
for a nightcap .........and stay! for breakfast.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is
amazed!! Everything had been SO incredible!!!! "You know," he says, "you are
the perfect woman! Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replies.........................
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Wait for it............
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It's coming.............
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(The suspense is killing you, isn't it............?)
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"You just happened to catch my eye."
(Oh, shut up! I just forward them... I don't write them)
With warm wishes from Mame, via the ol' Hillbilly!!
at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but
lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye
comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out,
grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
"Oh, my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you." They enjoy a wonderful dinner
together, and afterwards the theatre, followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh,
she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place
for a nightcap .........and stay! for breakfast.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is
amazed!! Everything had been SO incredible!!!! "You know," he says, "you are
the perfect woman! Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replies.........................
\/
\/
Wait for it............
\/
\/
It's coming.............
\/!
\/
(The suspense is killing you, isn't it............?)
\/
\/
"You just happened to catch my eye."
(Oh, shut up! I just forward them... I don't write them)
With warm wishes from Mame, via the ol' Hillbilly!!