- Thread starter Eddy
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Take this test
Yeah yeah,...
I know that I'll be 78 years young and that the probabality for me of daying of cancer is 26%,... What else is new these days...
I know that I'll be 78 years young and that the probabality for me of daying of cancer is 26%,... What else is new these days...
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
August 14, 2031
at the age of 63 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (20%)
Alcoholism (19%)
Horrible Accident (12%)
Drowning (10%)
Third Degree Burns (8%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
That's not good - is it?
PS. I've got a Sont Clie that keeps losing its memory (not a Palm V) - does that matter?
August 14, 2031
at the age of 63 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (20%)
Alcoholism (19%)
Horrible Accident (12%)
Drowning (10%)
Third Degree Burns (8%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
That's not good - is it?
PS. I've got a Sont Clie that keeps losing its memory (not a Palm V) - does that matter?
It says I will live to be 70 which is more than I thought a few years ago .
I like these two questions
Have team sex?........does this mean have sex with the whole team or with more than one person at a time? hehehe
And what does watching south park have anything to do with how long you'll live? ( I watch it )
I like these two questions
Have team sex?........does this mean have sex with the whole team or with more than one person at a time? hehehe
And what does watching south park have anything to do with how long you'll live? ( I watch it )
Jeez...I'm bad!
I'm going to die Jan 27,2017. I'll be 58! Well at least I won't have to worry about an old peoples home!
Cancer 42%
Alien Abduction 14%
Alcoholism 7%
I'm doomed! But I'll have a good time before I go!!!
I'm going to die Jan 27,2017. I'll be 58! Well at least I won't have to worry about an old peoples home!
Cancer 42%
Alien Abduction 14%
Alcoholism 7%
I'm doomed! But I'll have a good time before I go!!!
this sounds about right
July 21, 2019
at the age of 65 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (30%)
Heart Attack (22%)
[Ed. comment] I knew it! I'm not going to collect one friggin penny of all the social security and medicare tax I paid in. I just knew it!
They'll find me slumped over in a chair in front of a TV at Eddy's Sports Bar watching Everton play Toronto in the newly-organised Global Football League with my mitts wrapped around a tepid Presidente. Meanwhile, I've got to figure out a way to become more of an expensive burden on the state
st louie mike
July 21, 2019
at the age of 65 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (30%)
Heart Attack (22%)
[Ed. comment] I knew it! I'm not going to collect one friggin penny of all the social security and medicare tax I paid in. I just knew it!
They'll find me slumped over in a chair in front of a TV at Eddy's Sports Bar watching Everton play Toronto in the newly-organised Global Football League with my mitts wrapped around a tepid Presidente. Meanwhile, I've got to figure out a way to become more of an expensive burden on the state
st louie mike
According to them,.....................
.....I have been dead for the last 15 years!!!!!.Something about "Group Sex,during an Alien abduction"!Guess that accounts for all those "Missing" nights,and maybe some of the "Hickeys"too! CRIS
.....I have been dead for the last 15 years!!!!!.Something about "Group Sex,during an Alien abduction"!Guess that accounts for all those "Missing" nights,and maybe some of the "Hickeys"too! CRIS
I knew there was a reason I hadn't taken this test before!!!
Here are my results...
March 10, 2033
at the age of 77 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (32%)
Homicide (13%)
Drowning (12%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Heart Attack (8%)
I think I like Criss' results better!
Here are my results...
March 10, 2033
at the age of 77 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (32%)
Homicide (13%)
Drowning (12%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Heart Attack (8%)
I think I like Criss' results better!
So why does everyone...except Criss....get to live longer than me? I'm a good human. All I can say is lets enjoy my last few years on this fine earth enjoying this fine life drinking some fine presidente and dancing some fine merengue. All is just FINE! So when I an dead and gone people will remember me with a big smile and a shake of the head!