How To Shower Like a Woman:
1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper
according to lights and darks.
2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your
husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to
the bathroom.
3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out your
gut so that you can complain and whine even more about how
you're getting fat.
4. Get in the shower. Look for face cloth, arm cloth, legcloth, long
loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
5. Wash your hair once with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with
83 added vitamins.
6. Wash your hair again with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with
83 added vitamins.
7. Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lamfrey conditioner
enhanced with natural crocus oil. Leave on hair for fifteen minutes.
8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes
until red raw.
9. Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body
wash.
10. Rinse conditioner off hair (this takes at least fifteen minutes as
you must make sure that it has all come off).
11. Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area but decide
to get it waxed instead.
12. Scream loudly when your husband flushed the toilet and you lose
the water pressure.
13. Turn off shower.
14. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with
Tilex.
15. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small African
Country. Wrap hair in super absorbent second towel.
16. Check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit. Attack with
nails/tweezers if found.
17. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on
head.
18. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed
areas and then rush to bedroom to spend an hour and a half
getting dressed.
Tomorrow see how to take a shower like a man!
1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper
according to lights and darks.
2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your
husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to
the bathroom.
3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out your
gut so that you can complain and whine even more about how
you're getting fat.
4. Get in the shower. Look for face cloth, arm cloth, legcloth, long
loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
5. Wash your hair once with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with
83 added vitamins.
6. Wash your hair again with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with
83 added vitamins.
7. Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lamfrey conditioner
enhanced with natural crocus oil. Leave on hair for fifteen minutes.
8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes
until red raw.
9. Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body
wash.
10. Rinse conditioner off hair (this takes at least fifteen minutes as
you must make sure that it has all come off).
11. Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area but decide
to get it waxed instead.
12. Scream loudly when your husband flushed the toilet and you lose
the water pressure.
13. Turn off shower.
14. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with
Tilex.
15. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small African
Country. Wrap hair in super absorbent second towel.
16. Check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit. Attack with
nails/tweezers if found.
17. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on
head.
18. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed
areas and then rush to bedroom to spend an hour and a half
getting dressed.
Tomorrow see how to take a shower like a man!