A Dominican was peacefully eating his breakfast when a North American eating gum sat beside him. The campesino ignored the gringo, who regardless of this tried to make conversation with him.
Excuse me, but do you eat the entire bead? Asks the American.
Of course! Answers the campesino.
We don?t, says the gringo. WE only eat the center part, put the rind in a container and recycle it, transforming it into flour that we export to the DR.
The campesino remains quiet and the American is bothered by the silence so chewing his gum, he says, do you use marmalade with your bread?
Of course! Says the campesino.
We don?t, responds the American. WE breakfast with fresh fruit and the seeds and rinds we place into a container, recycle them and transform them into marmalade which we ship to the DR.
?The campesino is by this time getting a little irritated by all this and asks, what do you do with you used condoms?
We throw them out, of course! Says the American.
Well, we don?t. Says the campesino, we put them in containers and recycle them into chewing gum and export them to the US.
Ps nationalilty of foreighren could be substituted by any you like.
:bandit: Amber
Excuse me, but do you eat the entire bead? Asks the American.
Of course! Answers the campesino.
We don?t, says the gringo. WE only eat the center part, put the rind in a container and recycle it, transforming it into flour that we export to the DR.
The campesino remains quiet and the American is bothered by the silence so chewing his gum, he says, do you use marmalade with your bread?
Of course! Says the campesino.
We don?t, responds the American. WE breakfast with fresh fruit and the seeds and rinds we place into a container, recycle them and transform them into marmalade which we ship to the DR.
?The campesino is by this time getting a little irritated by all this and asks, what do you do with you used condoms?
We throw them out, of course! Says the American.
Well, we don?t. Says the campesino, we put them in containers and recycle them into chewing gum and export them to the US.
Ps nationalilty of foreighren could be substituted by any you like.
:bandit: Amber