We're all gonna die

I think we've done this before. Can't remember what I got last time but I'm checking out when I'm 72. Sounds about right.

But what does watching south park have to do with it?

Mark your calendar or Palm V. Xanadu Ranch will be leaving DR1 on:

October 10, 2048
at the age of 87 years old.

On that date XR will most likely die from:

1) Cancer (28%)
2) Drowning (14%)
3) Heart Attack (10%)
4) Alcoholism (9%)
5) Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (7%)
6) Alien Abduction (6%)
7) Auto-Fellatio (5%)

P.S.
If you're listening CC I am hoping for #5, #7, or #4 in that order. Guess I have a lot more time to prick Joseito into revealing his true colors. 45 more years. Good lord! LOL! Lesseee that'd be the 48th anniversary of my 39th birthday. Yeah!

Obviously the test is flawed or I will set a new standard by not living well in to my 80's. My father is 81, his uncle died at 88 and there were actually people at the funeral that said "he was such a young man". That is longevity for sure. I think i'll live as long as Presidente, ribs and steak are served in my favorite place, Rocky's in Sosua. When that's gone, my life has no meaning left.

This was definitely posted before

IMO, it's a little flawed. Any "death test" that does not include the option "slumped over in Bianca's lap at Eddy's with peaceful smile on face" just can't be valid.
SLM

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


August 21, 2058
at the age of 76 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (22%)
Sex with an Obese Person (19%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Loneliness (5%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.