i'm fed up with arguing with the missus, and after reading so much about sankies on dr1, i have decided i would like to give it a go.
my big advantages are:
i'm sure i look good in a swimming costume and my wife has always said i have 'one' like a rhino.
i don't mind changing my name to elvis, winston, chico, billy, clarence....etc.
i would only have to 'tone down' my english, to make tourists think it wasn't my first language.
i am prepared to lower my standards and 'go' with any girl (even 35 year old lardy, beach-dwelling, topless german girls) on the proviso they shower me with gifts and money.
i could easily promise to marry any of them, then keep things going long enough on the phone and/or internet just long enough until the money and gifts dried out.
if, on the remote chance, one of the girls turned out to be a rich swedish supermodel, i could quite easily pick up bags and leave with her.
my big disadvantages are:
i'm not prepared to be one of those bi-sexual sankies, no matter how much money or gifts are showered upon me. i don't want anything going up the tradesman's entrance - do you think this alone would rule me out of my desired profession?
i can't make those stupid grins in the photographs.
my two questions are:
where is the best place to go to submit my cv? - specific tourist areas/hotels please.
would any rich young girls in the santo domingo area like to practice helping me become a sankie before i take the plunge? the money and gifts wouldn't have to be too much, i don't want the wife getting suspicious. it would help if you were not so ugly, i don't want to dive in the deep end without knowing how to swim, if you know what i mean.
serious replies only please.
my big advantages are:
i'm sure i look good in a swimming costume and my wife has always said i have 'one' like a rhino.
i don't mind changing my name to elvis, winston, chico, billy, clarence....etc.
i would only have to 'tone down' my english, to make tourists think it wasn't my first language.
i am prepared to lower my standards and 'go' with any girl (even 35 year old lardy, beach-dwelling, topless german girls) on the proviso they shower me with gifts and money.
i could easily promise to marry any of them, then keep things going long enough on the phone and/or internet just long enough until the money and gifts dried out.
if, on the remote chance, one of the girls turned out to be a rich swedish supermodel, i could quite easily pick up bags and leave with her.
my big disadvantages are:
i'm not prepared to be one of those bi-sexual sankies, no matter how much money or gifts are showered upon me. i don't want anything going up the tradesman's entrance - do you think this alone would rule me out of my desired profession?
i can't make those stupid grins in the photographs.
my two questions are:
where is the best place to go to submit my cv? - specific tourist areas/hotels please.
would any rich young girls in the santo domingo area like to practice helping me become a sankie before i take the plunge? the money and gifts wouldn't have to be too much, i don't want the wife getting suspicious. it would help if you were not so ugly, i don't want to dive in the deep end without knowing how to swim, if you know what i mean.
serious replies only please.