Why are aspirins white?

carlos

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where are you getting these joke from?

iamabigot.com?

thats 3 strikes

I have faith you will bring us a better one soon
 

Ricardo900

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Ok Ok Ok Ok

carlos said:
where are you getting these joke from?

iamabigot.com?

thats 3 strikes

I have faith you will bring us a better one soon

I am a good guy and fair
I crack jokes on all races equally, including my own.

Pig In A Bar

A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, ''Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?''

Then the lady answered, ''Excuse me, I think this is a goose.''

And the bartender says, ''Excuse me, I was talking to the goose.''
 

rellosk

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Ricardo900 said:
I am a good guy and fair
I crack jokes on all races equally, including my own.

Pig In A Bar

A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, ''Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?''

Then the lady answered, ''Excuse me, I think this is a goose.''

And the bartender says, ''Excuse me, I was talking to the goose.''
Now that's funny. Old, but funny.
 

carlos

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Ricardo900 said:
I am a good guy and fair
I crack jokes on all races equally, including my own.

Pig In A Bar

A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, ''Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?''

Then the lady answered, ''Excuse me, I think this is a goose.''

And the bartender says, ''Excuse me, I was talking to the goose.''

funny

I know what you are saying but you dont want to be seen as a jerk (something I know you are not)
 

Juniper

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Ricardo900 said:
You want them to WORK, don't you?

I thought this was hilarious.

I agree with you, there are jokes related to all races. And most of them carry a little bit of truth. :laugh: