1. You Tell Your Kids Not To Take Candy From
Strangers, Unless It?s Chocolate.
2. When You Count Your Blessings, Chocolate Is
Always The First One On The List.
3. The Bartender Tells You That You Have Had
Enough Shots Of Chocolate Syrup For Tonight.
4. When The Leaves Turn In The Fall, You Start
Gathering Almond Joy Candy Bars For The Coming
Winter.
5. You Know The Name Of Every Chocolate Candy Bar
Ever Made.
6. You Name Your Four Children Godiva, Hershey,
Nestle, And Bon-bon.
7. You Wear Essence Of Cocoa Perfume On Special
Occasions.
8. You Have Panic Attacks When You Are Down To
Your Last Twenty Bars.
9. You Only Bathe In Hot Chocolate.
10. You Fall Asleep Counting Chocolate Sheep
Jumping Over A Chocolate Fence.
11. You Eat The Entire Batch Of Newly Baked
Brownies Before They Have Time To Cool.
12. You Judge People By The Type Of Chocolate
They Eat.
13. You Have The World's Largest Collection Of
Chocolate Bar Wrappers.
14. Your Recipe For Chocolate Chip Cookies Has
Only One Ingredient: Chocolate!
15. One Thing We All Know Chocolate Kills, But
What A Way To Go.
Strangers, Unless It?s Chocolate.
2. When You Count Your Blessings, Chocolate Is
Always The First One On The List.
3. The Bartender Tells You That You Have Had
Enough Shots Of Chocolate Syrup For Tonight.
4. When The Leaves Turn In The Fall, You Start
Gathering Almond Joy Candy Bars For The Coming
Winter.
5. You Know The Name Of Every Chocolate Candy Bar
Ever Made.
6. You Name Your Four Children Godiva, Hershey,
Nestle, And Bon-bon.
7. You Wear Essence Of Cocoa Perfume On Special
Occasions.
8. You Have Panic Attacks When You Are Down To
Your Last Twenty Bars.
9. You Only Bathe In Hot Chocolate.
10. You Fall Asleep Counting Chocolate Sheep
Jumping Over A Chocolate Fence.
11. You Eat The Entire Batch Of Newly Baked
Brownies Before They Have Time To Cool.
12. You Judge People By The Type Of Chocolate
They Eat.
13. You Have The World's Largest Collection Of
Chocolate Bar Wrappers.
14. Your Recipe For Chocolate Chip Cookies Has
Only One Ingredient: Chocolate!
15. One Thing We All Know Chocolate Kills, But
What A Way To Go.