Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower,
shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly
beautiful and very sexy 25 year- old blonde who
knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex
appeal and charm.
She hangs onto Bob's arm and listens intently
to his every word. His buddies at the club
are all aghast. At the very first chance, they
corner him and ask, "Bob, how did you get the
trophy girlfriend?"
Bob replies, "Girlfriend? She's my
wife!"
They're amazed, but continue to ask. "So,
how did you persuade her to marry you?"
"I lied about my age", Bob replies.
"What, did you tell her you were only 50?"
Bob smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90."
shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly
beautiful and very sexy 25 year- old blonde who
knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex
appeal and charm.
She hangs onto Bob's arm and listens intently
to his every word. His buddies at the club
are all aghast. At the very first chance, they
corner him and ask, "Bob, how did you get the
trophy girlfriend?"
Bob replies, "Girlfriend? She's my
wife!"
They're amazed, but continue to ask. "So,
how did you persuade her to marry you?"
"I lied about my age", Bob replies.
"What, did you tell her you were only 50?"
Bob smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90."