News Flash!

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> London: 19th August -
> A public school teacher was arrested today at Gatwick Airport as he
> attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a
> protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator.
> At a morning press conference, Home Secretary John Reid said he
> believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He
> did not identify the man, who has been charged by the Met Police with
> carrying weapons of maths instruction.