Am I just reading this wrong or what?

Status
Not open for further replies.
A

alicious

Bronze
Oct 2, 2007
631
9
0
39
I certainly hope this is a joke...

I'm browsing a website emarket.com.do and I found an ad that if I am reading it right (their Spanish doesn't seem the best...) someone placed, to sell their child??????????
Am I reading this wrong??? Did someone really place an ad for that??

Boy I'm gonna feel foolish for posting this if that's not what the ad says..lol


****vnedo a mi hijo*****

Usuario : eder20 Ciudad : Distrito Nacional
Tel?fono : 809-915-**** Fecha Ingreso : 08 Octubre, 2007
Celular : 829-270-**** Anuncios Totales: 3 Anuncios

Acci?n : Ofrezco Vender Precio : $RD 5,000.00
Publicaci?n : 14 - Octubre Visitas : 30
Categor?a : Bienes Raices Subcategor?a : Otros

Ciudad : Sector :
Mts Const. : Mts Solar : 0
No. Hab. : 0 Ba?os : 0
Parqueo : 0



Descripci?n
*se porta mal pero si tu kiere te doy una correa ke hice yo
*tu le da una trompa y se cala
*e malapalabroso pero te doy un collar de descargas electricas
*y tu puede hace to lo ke tu kiera con el


se pueden comunicar conmigo al 809-567-****
--------------------------------------------------

Here's the actual link...


..:: Emarket.com.do ::..
 
A

alicious

Bronze
Oct 2, 2007
631
9
0
39
What a strange ad...:tired:
Wonder what the kid did...the parent sounds sort of violent according to the description:ermm:
But heaven forbid ever trying to tell a Dominican parent how to deal with their children!!:cheeky:
 
R

Rocky

Honorificabilitudinitatibus
Apr 4, 2002
13,993
208
0
111
www.rockysbar.com
alicious said:
What a strange ad...:tired:
Wonder what the kid did...the parent sounds sort of violent according to the description:ermm:
But heaven forbid ever trying to tell a Dominican parent how to deal with their children!!:cheeky:
Click to expand...
You mean that you don't think it's a joke, even after reading the part about the parent supplying an electro-shock collar?
 
A

alicious

Bronze
Oct 2, 2007
631
9
0
39
Yes, and if they accept I'll have them ship this ill mannered child up to you, so you can straighten him out!!:devious:
 
R

Rocky

Honorificabilitudinitatibus
Apr 4, 2002
13,993
208
0
111
www.rockysbar.com
JDJones said:
Ingrid was in the salon the other day, and a woman came in with a baby that she was selling.

Her story was that it had been given to her by the mother who couldn't take care of it.

Can you imagine the legal problems you would have down the pike with an undocumented child? No birth certificate, no docs, nada??
Click to expand...
I don't know this by experience, but I bet that it's not all that difficult to get a birth certificate for "your" newborn baby.
 
C

Chip

Platinum
Jul 25, 2007
16,772
429
0
Santiago
Man I hope this is a joke!

Also, the poster sure needs some work on that Spanish. In addition to use an electric shock collar for the "foul mouthed" offspring, the poster created a "special" belt apparently to beat the kid with and recommends clocking him upside the head to calm him!
 
R

Rocky

Honorificabilitudinitatibus
Apr 4, 2002
13,993
208
0
111
www.rockysbar.com
Chip said:
Man I hope this is a joke!

Also, the poster sure needs some work on that Spanish. In addition to use an electric shock collar for the "foul mouthed" offspring, the poster created a "special" belt apparently to beat the kid with and recommends clocking him upside the head to calm him!
Click to expand...
Of course, it's a joke.
Otherwise, they'd be asking for more. :bunny::bunny::bunny:
 
Hillbilly

Hillbilly

Moderator
Jan 1, 2002
18,948
514
113
I hope it is a joke. If not there is room at the HB house for the poor kid....

HB
 
NALs

NALs

Economist by Profession
Jan 20, 2003
13,563
3,230
113
To answer the OP's question:

You read it wrong.

-NALs
 
NALs

NALs

Economist by Profession
Jan 20, 2003
13,563
3,230
113
alicious said:
I did? So what is the ad for then???
Click to expand...
It's a joke in the form of an advertisement with a rather odd topic.

Your original post says:

"Am I reading this wrong??? Did someone really place an ad for that??"

And my reply was:

"You read it wrong."

-NALs :rolleyes: :)
 
R

Rocky

Honorificabilitudinitatibus
Apr 4, 2002
13,993
208
0
111
www.rockysbar.com
NALs said:
It's a joke in the form of an advertisement with a rather odd topic.

Your original post says:

"Am I reading this wrong??? Did someone really place an ad for that??"

And my reply was:

"You read it wrong."

-NALs :rolleyes: :)
Click to expand...
Nals, he didn't read it wrong.
I don't know if you're just bored and looking to rag on someone, but maybe you could try kicking the dog instead.
The ad was clearly a joke, but the OP read it right.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Top Bottom