110 year old man

[For2otious]

110-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling.
"I've never felt better," he replies. I've got an eighteen-year-old bride who's pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor thinks for a moment and says, "Let me tell you a story. I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season but one day he's in a bit of a hurry and accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So, he's walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver in some brush in front of him. He raises his umbrella, points it at the beaver, squeezes the handle, and BAM! the beaver drops dead in front of him."
That's impossible," said the old man in disbelief, "someone else must have shot that beaver!"
"Exactly", said the doctor.

I laughed for 10 minutes..hope you do too!!!!

Bruce

 

[liam1]

here's a political one: (originally about milosevic)

bush is flying in his presidential helicopter over the US and he turns to laura and say: "since i've f*cked up the economy so bad i'm gonna throw a 100 dollar bill outta window and make one american happy", laura say: "better throw two 50s and make 2 americans happy", his daughter jenna say: "well dad, then throw five 20s and make 5 americans happy", then the pilot turns around and says: "mr. president, why don't you jump outta the helicopter and make the whole country happy".

 

[Larry]

The first joke was very funny.

The second was not. Liam, check the results from the election last week. Apparently, GW jumping out of a plane would not make as many Americans as happy as you think.

Larry

 

[thick_neck]

Hey, Liam...

It is funny.

Hey, Larry, what election? Are you still watching mainstream news?

 

[milosh]

that situation with bush reminds me a lot on 80's while izetbegovic, milosevic and tudjman won in bosnia, serbia and croatia. we even had same joke with chopper. <:

all of us know where former yugoslavia ended and how. i'm sure it will happend the same with bush. in bosnia there is a breed of cow called busha. <: