cupid?

[dv8]

inspired by stingray story about finding a husband on dominicancupid.com i decided to visit the page and check out the offer.
i carefully put woman seeking man, age 18 to 25, location dominican republic.
now, don't get me wrong but how stupid one has to be to write to a boy whose personal message is "no importa edad" and who describes himself as a 20 year old hot and "sexi" male in boca chica looking for a woman 18 to 80 years old, english ability - none, open to relocation - yes?
i showed this page to my dominican friends and they all rolled with laughter at those "no me atraen las chicas muy jovenes" sankies...

 

[dv8]

sorry, i had to add that, further exploration of the page with "choose a country: poland" brought this fantastic sentence: "i look for a good and nice virgin. Is it you??"

 

[AnnaC]

I need to sign up, seems that most of them are looking for women in my age group 18-80 :laugh:

I'm wondering if that's a default answer.

 

[Tamborista]

I need to sign up, seems that most of them are looking for women in my age group 18-80 :laugh:

I'm wondering if that's a default answer.

You don't look a day over 28 mi amor!

:bunny:

 

[catcherintherye]

"You don't look a day over 28 mi amor!"

Now that's the default answer.

 

[Alyonka]

Did he say he was going to work hard to support you, so that you can just relax and never have to do anything at all? I heard that from some motoconcho driver on my last trip :ermm: I never realized I looked like some lazy woman, really aranoid:

 

[dv8]

no declarations like that. just "chulo busca mami" :cheeky:
and then ladies sigh and say "spanish is such a beautiful and romantic language"....

 

[jrhartley]

You don't look a day over 28 mi amor!

:bunny:

holy sankorista -you used that line on me !