Dominican joke?

[Hillbilly]

Super Dominican

At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Dominican. He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed, and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him. After three or four beers, the gay fellow finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Dominican. Leaning over towards him, he whispers, "Do you want a blow job?"

At this the massive Dominican leaps up with fire in his eyes, knocks the gay man swiftly off his stool, and smacks the crap out of him. He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar, leaving him bruised and battered in the parking lot, before returning to his seat.

Amazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big
Dominican. "I've never seen you react like that," he says, "Just what did he say to you?"

"I don't know", this Super Dominican replied, "Something about a job".

 

[amy2761]

Hehehe, good one HB.

Stay well,
Amy

 

[Chopical]

That was hysterical!

 

[beachcomber]

v v good B/C

 

[AtlantaBob]

Another old one, along that line...

A man races up to the bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender quickly draws the man a glass of beer. He grabs the beer and chugs it down. "Another one" cries the man. Once again the bartender draws a glass of beer and says, "Hey, are you celebrating something, or what?" "Just had my first blow job", exclaims the man. "Well, in that case", says the bartender, "have another one on the house!" "No, that's alright", says the man. "If two beers won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

 

[rpagan0203]

That's very funny..


Here's a Dominican joke for those who speak SPANGLISH...


A Cibaen~o is travelling from DR to NYC, when he's stomag started to rumble, he goes to the lavatory,but they are all ocupied.
He's standing there when one of the flight attendants comes with the food cart and asks the guy if he could move to the side so she could pass, but the poor man didn't understands what she is saying, then she asked him very politelly "May I", and he answer back "Si sen~ora, y a cagai tambien, poique parece que me comi aigo que me callo mai"..

Ray

 

[Hillbilly]

?Qu? Bueno!

Excelente...

May I sounds like "mear", which means 'take a leak' in colloquial Dominican. Of Course the Cibae?o accent changes the 'r' to 'i' ........

Very good...

HB